Like beer goggles
, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.
Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
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