1 definition by da boozeman

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secret word for "booze"

used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly

a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
a. lets read a few pages!!
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
d.
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"

e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
by da boozeman July 20, 2006

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