d.e's definitions

Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.

"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Robocops

Riot Police in full riot gear. The generic Robocop comes with black shiny shin guards, black shiny helmet, and black shiny body armour. Their visors are black, and they have black gasmasks. Robocops are deployed in battalions.

"Look at that dumbass, he just kicked a robocop and now 10 robocops are giving him some Baton Courtesy. Haha stupid little freak!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Beaver Suppressant

See: Steel Rod

"If a manganaro gets too close, its time to bring out the beaver suppressant."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Porsche

The best car manufacture on Earth. German precision engineering and total kick ass power. The 911 Turbo is and always will be one of the greatest cars ever.
Porsche also manufactured German tank turrets during WWII. The Pzkpfw VI King Tiger used a Porsche turret.

"The Porsche 911 Turbo kicks all other cars asses."

"Stuttgart Power!"

by D.E March 19, 2004