d.e's definitions

PBSP

Pananian Beaver Steralisation Program. A community initiative of Panania in which local residents take part in the steralisation of the beaver population during weekends. The PBSP was created to combat rising beaver-related violence in the area due to MBD. Currently the PBSP has steralised 10% of the beaver population, this has resulted in minor decreases of beaver-related incidents.

"Hey Joe are you gonna take part in the PBSP this weekend? We need all the help we can get."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Assgremlin

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Me 262

The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.

"The Me 262 was a cool plane."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Robocops

Riot Police in full riot gear. The generic Robocop comes with black shiny shin guards, black shiny helmet, and black shiny body armour. Their visors are black, and they have black gasmasks. Robocops are deployed in battalions.

"Look at that dumbass, he just kicked a robocop and now 10 robocops are giving him some Baton Courtesy. Haha stupid little freak!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

BFZ

Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers.

"Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."

by D.E March 18, 2004