1 definition by cynthia iscool

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a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands
girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?

boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?

girl: quit being such a fartbag
by cynthia iscool February 05, 2004

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