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74 definitions by curtis x meyer

 
36.
Marriage; a portmanteau of "swagger" and "vasectomy."
Did you hear Jay-Z got a swagectomy to Beyonce?
by curtis x meyer December 08, 2010
 
37.
A derogatory term for a loose woman; a portmanteau of "slut" and "whore."
Give me back my boyfriend, you filthy slore!
by Curtis X Meyer December 04, 2010
 
38.
A variation of "beating a dead horse"; A quagga is a species of extinct zebra, thus reiterating needless a point at not only was once alive, but alive centuries ago.
Every time I hear Cypress Hill rap how they love to smoke weed, I think they're beating a quagga.
by Curtis X Meyer November 23, 2010
 
39.
1) A curse synonmous with any other monosyllabic swear word.

2) When used in conjunction with "...on your...," it becomes an expression synonymous with "Fuck you"; IE "Fuck you" means "Go get yourself raped," thus as the only thing fathomably worse than rape is teabagging, crying "Balls on your day, week, life... etc." is a curse on one's life.

3) Synonmous with "bullshit"; Thus, "Calling balls" is insisting that something is false or counterfeit, ala' calling bullshit or shenanigans.
1) (Upon stubbing one's toe): "Balls, that hurt!

2) That guy just cut me off in traffic! Balls on his day!

3) Wait, she's dating YOU? I call balls.
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010
 
40.
The internet.
I'm going to conduct more research on the Googlewebs.
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010
 
41.
An embellishment of saying somethign sucks.
You lost your job? That suxdeluxe.
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010
 
42.
1) An attracive woman who is ultimately dangerous.

2) The vagina of one such a woman.
His beer goggles prevented him from seeing he was about to shack up with a Venus deathtrap.
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010