; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian
Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering
even the most
soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope
's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."
2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."