2 definitions by cupcakesandtiffany
the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School
by cupcakesandtiffany August 17, 2012
Scarsdale NY
2 words;SNOTTY TOWN. First off, scarsdale is not even a town its a village! and secondly the people are just plain stuck up! There are your teen girls who look like the rolled out of bed and think its cute like that.And there are girls who wear ONLY designer clothing like Louis vuitton/gucci/juicy/fendi etc. AND they act like they are the shit but they really not in their model body ,big nosed,selves! the little ones are not much better either thier moms dress them in lily/brooks brothers/baby gap.and they act up anywhere public even church! and they (the mom and dad) dont do anything at all! The kids hang with their nanny while mommy goes to pilates or sip soy milk lattes at the cafe with kate and amy or go shopping at the Westchester.or if they are tired they just sit around and watch soap operas or the view.The boys are not much better either.They are LAX junkies or aka "bros" or wanna be nerds and they are HORNY as fuck! The school system is AMAZING! but one time the middle school had a kid show up drunk.The football team pretty much sucks anyway and new rochelle kicks their ass every time. The prices for homes are WAYYYY to pricey.
basicly most of the people are rich white brats who deserve a kick in the ass.
2 words;SNOTTY TOWN. First off, scarsdale is not even a town its a village! and secondly the people are just plain stuck up! There are your teen girls who look like the rolled out of bed and think its cute like that.And there are girls who wear ONLY designer clothing like Louis vuitton/gucci/juicy/fendi etc. AND they act like they are the shit but they really not in their model body ,big nosed,selves! the little ones are not much better either thier moms dress them in lily/brooks brothers/baby gap.and they act up anywhere public even church! and they (the mom and dad) dont do anything at all! The kids hang with their nanny while mommy goes to pilates or sip soy milk lattes at the cafe with kate and amy or go shopping at the Westchester.or if they are tired they just sit around and watch soap operas or the view.The boys are not much better either.They are LAX junkies or aka "bros" or wanna be nerds and they are HORNY as fuck! The school system is AMAZING! but one time the middle school had a kid show up drunk.The football team pretty much sucks anyway and new rochelle kicks their ass every time. The prices for homes are WAYYYY to pricey.
basicly most of the people are rich white brats who deserve a kick in the ass.
****Scarsdale NY 7;00AM***
Brooke:MAWMMM where is my fendi bag????
Mom;I dunno hone-
Brooke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOU DUMB BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!
Mom;Maybe you can use your Juicy bag?
Brooke;BUT ME AND ASHLEY AND TAYLOR WE WERE ALE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THE SAME BAG!!
*****Starbucks Cafe 8:00am**
Emma:Hello.. Um,can i like have a no whip no milk frappe please?
Barista:Ok....
Emma:so anyway cathy what did you hear about amy?
Barista:Here Miss,youre frappe
Emma:Oh thanks..... EWWWW what is that.. i said NO MILK!
Barista:oh im soo sorry miss i did-
Emma: You will be hearing from my lawer you bitch! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Scarsdale NY! lol
Brooke:MAWMMM where is my fendi bag????
Mom;I dunno hone-
Brooke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOU DUMB BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!
Mom;Maybe you can use your Juicy bag?
Brooke;BUT ME AND ASHLEY AND TAYLOR WE WERE ALE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THE SAME BAG!!
*****Starbucks Cafe 8:00am**
Emma:Hello.. Um,can i like have a no whip no milk frappe please?
Barista:Ok....
Emma:so anyway cathy what did you hear about amy?
Barista:Here Miss,youre frappe
Emma:Oh thanks..... EWWWW what is that.. i said NO MILK!
Barista:oh im soo sorry miss i did-
Emma: You will be hearing from my lawer you bitch! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Scarsdale NY! lol
by cupcakesandtiffany August 18, 2012