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Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company
Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
by crudfactory August 15, 2011
mugGet the Vain Lemurmug.

travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.
That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus
by crudfactory January 22, 2010
mugGet the travel bonusmug.

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