24 definitions by critter getter
The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist
by critter getter September 9, 2007
Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
by critter getter September 7, 2007
This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.
Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???
by critter getter October 14, 2007
This is an action designed to get a bartenders attention in a crowded bar if you are not particularly good looking or well endowed. This action is accomplished by holding your empty glass to your forehead. The action is sometimes accompanied by shouting "BEER FLAG !" and is quite effective.
WOW ! You pulled that bartender right away from that hotty when you flew that beer flag.
Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.
Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.
by critter getter March 21, 2008
This is the ridiculously overbearing slack jawed self-righteous ignorance one sees from people thinking that appearing on a TV show such as Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake would be prestigious. This type of mindset is also responsible for leading this particular form of stupidity into the belief that food stamps are actually real money.
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"
That dumb bitch has some kind of welfare pride tryin' to stare me down from the stoop of that welfare castle (i.e. trailer home) screamin' "BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA !"
by critter getter September 27, 2007
This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.
by critter getter September 8, 2007
This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.
by critter getter September 8, 2007