2 definitions by crispy minge

Top Definition
A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
by crispy minge August 29, 2010

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