Definitions by crispy minge
A hurricane up your gay portal
A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings
pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
A hurricane up your gay portal by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Dusty Melons
Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Dusty Melons by crispy minge August 29, 2010