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Why is a man at his most intelligent when he is having sex ? Because he is plugged in tka
by criostoirhulme August 7, 2005
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A place where where you find a natural mineral spring
Famous British Spa Towns are Bath and Royal Leamington Spa. Large areas for bathing have been uncovered many times by archaeologists digging for Roman remains at Bath, Somerset. The Royal Pump Rooms and Baths were opened at Leamington ,Warwickshire in the early 1800s. Other examples of spa towns in Britain include Cheltenham, Harrogate, Llandrindod Wells, Malvern and Tunbridge Wells. There is an area called Spa, near Ballynahinch, Co. Down. There was a pump room and there also baths there in the late 1800s early 1900s but these have long since closed although the name still exists.
by criostoirhulme August 8, 2005
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The isp, who could neither read a map nor drive a car, exchanged her services with a taxi driver and was able to travel to country towns and forest parks before the week end.
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I knew I'd be knackered the next morning when a wls accompanied me to bed before sunset.
by criostoirhulme August 5, 2005
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My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.
by criostoirhulme August 11, 2005
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That arrogant egghead in addition to being an MA is also an IA
by criostoirhulme August 7, 2005
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craves her partnership
My friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp
by criostoirhulme August 9, 2005
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