crapper mcgee's definitions

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bolt-on

Breast implants/female with breast implants

"Whoa! That's some serious bolt-ons!" or "She's an obvious bolt-on."

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004