Definitions by crapper mcgee

baconhair 

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

baconhair by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bacon 

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

bacon by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

california king by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

balloon land 

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

balloon land by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004