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A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022
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A chaotic playground of Piracy, stolen music, arguments, harassment, death threats, drama, minors, homophobia and e girls.
(Oh don’t forget sex bots and promo bots.)
Janet: I really liked to use soundcloud to find music and post my own music on until 10-17 year olds, e girls , homophobes, and bots started raiding it.
Jackie: agreed. There are weird comments on my tracks saying
Dm me on the gram autumnreplies I got you” or “18+ so suberbly~”
Janet: Same-
Random person nearby: SoundCloud sucks!
*Janet and Jackie nod in agreement*
by coolhandlehere69420 December 26, 2022
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