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Kahoot

An arena fight where boys become men.

Person 1: What’s your kahoot name?
Person 2: I let my nuts drag.

by convert to shmurdism April 5, 2019

Bobby Shmurda

Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.

I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda

by convert to shmurdism April 5, 2019

Karen

A woman who has not learned to respect the drip

Respect the drip Karen

by convert to shmurdism September 8, 2019