completely objective observer's definitions

Novato

Extremely dull city in California, just north of San Francisco. The only upshots are if you enjoy wandering aimlessly through residential streets. Most known for the rivalry between Novato High and San Marin High, which shouldn't exist because San Marin kicks Novato's ass. It's often confused with Nevada. It has a lot of trees and is near many wineries because it is located in Marin County.

I live in Novato.
Nevada?
No, Novato.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Not Nevada, No-vah-toe.
Oh. Where's that?

I live in Novato.
The place with all the trees and wine?
Sure.

by completely objective observer June 27, 2008