col. dr.'s definitions

Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Nun

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

The Hat

Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.

1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

Change

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006