col. dr.'s definitions

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

H To Thuh O

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Mult

An orgy. Group sex.
From multiple.

See you at the mult, baby.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Shit

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

by Col. Dr. January 2, 2007

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

Pishadu

(PEE-shah-DOO) A toilet. From the Sopranos, perhaps from Italian.

Gigi Cestone died on the pishadu, just like Elvis.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006