col. dr.'s definitions

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Naif

Innocent. Contraction of "naive waif."

Used to describe n00bs in the NYC art scene.

They pretend Basqiat was naif, but that nigga was down.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Phlish

Urban form of flish.

1. The MP3 player you got at your bar mitzvah is flish.

vs.

2. Dat is so phlish.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Puck

Hockey slang for a one night stand.

See also punt.

Rachel was just a puck from our roadtrip to Hamilton.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006