3 definitions by cock haver
someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt
by cock haver June 22, 2021
A passive goblin that speaks a language indecipherable to homosapians that survives off of a steady stream of "dirty sprite" "pressed M30s" and commonly found "fake cart"
Explorer: wow it's a yeat In its natural habitat popping perc30s
The Yeat: lüh cränkÿ göt më gëëkëd brüh lët's röll
Explorer: what the fuck is it saying it's just speaking jiberish
The Yeat: lüh cränkÿ göt më gëëkëd brüh lët's röll
Explorer: what the fuck is it saying it's just speaking jiberish
by cock haver June 4, 2023
A racist is a Man Women or Non-Binary person who shows hatred or dislike to one or more Race and/or Religion, Racist's are typically of the Republican part.
Male 1: Hey have you heard 'Andrew' is racist?
Male 2: Shit, are you serious?
Male 1: yeah
Male 2: I do not like Racism
Female (via text message sent to an "lgk20" phone bought at a Kroger): 'Hey your doordash is here come outside and get it i will leave your food in the rain if you dont come out to get it in the next 3 minutes'
Male 2: Shit, are you serious?
Male 1: yeah
Male 2: I do not like Racism
Female (via text message sent to an "lgk20" phone bought at a Kroger): 'Hey your doordash is here come outside and get it i will leave your food in the rain if you dont come out to get it in the next 3 minutes'
by cock haver February 24, 2021