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3 definitions by cljpa

 
1.
The act by which one swallows the semen of their partner.
Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.
by cljpa July 10, 2008
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2.
The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.
by cljpa July 10, 2008
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3.
The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.
During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.
by cljpa July 10, 2008
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