clive's definitions

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 8, 2003

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

by clive May 12, 2003

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 8, 2003

ougats

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

by Clive February 12, 2005