clive's definitions

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 8, 2003

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 8, 2003

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003

ougats

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

by Clive February 12, 2005