5 definitions by clear creek
by clear creek August 11, 2019
An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
by clear creek October 9, 2022
Ceded in the incestraial insideios lands of the Squamish hot pocket nation. in the bosom of the bc mountains hails a renowned and revered cock model “gru” this artificial dong , dubbed the “SquamJon” is a majestic one eyed monster with polish cream filling his manicured back 40 is sure to leave you fully moistened
Still walking funny from hike in Squamish that air BnB was next level can’t believe we found a squamjon under the bed.
by clear creek July 16, 2023
I can’t believe that person picked up their chiwawa when they saw my Rottweilershe is so judgmental . I hope he eats her she is such a dognazi
by clear creek August 11, 2019
Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.
by clear creek August 7, 2022