9 definitions by clammy macdougal

jabroni

A short, fat, balding, white hillbilly who enjoys a good romp in the hay with farm animals, also known as AE1 Sprouse.

That damn jabroni makes us work 16 hour days. Fuck him....fuck him.

by clammy macdougal September 8, 2004

someone who passes out while masturbating usually leaving their door open for people to see.

Jason Hames is sucha fuckin snoozlepoo.

the disease of have sand in ones vagina symptoms include whining, pouting, and an overall case of little bitchness

man that guy irvin has sandisvaganismis

by clammy macdougal June 22, 2004

Honey, I'm feeling fisty tonight, so spread 'em.

by clammy macdougal June 22, 2004

One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".

Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.

by clammy macdougal June 11, 2003

Man, I'm fuckin' sloshed off this clamato!