78 definitions by cj

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 27, 2006

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 24, 2006

Bars

Having lyrics that ryhme or that are satisfying to hear. Refers to rap ohly.

He had hot bars when he was freestylng at school.

by cj October 17, 2003

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by cj April 28, 2004

fetchy

adj. Arrestingly silly. Mainly pertaining to behavior that may be perceived as the norm in some social situations but out of context. Origins - a 2 1/2 year old child. 2005

Dad caught pinching Mom's butt-Hey Dad, that's too fetchy.

by cj February 13, 2005

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by cj September 5, 2004

The Initials

When a chick gives a guy a RimJob (RJ), moves slightly and nibbles/licks giving the Gooch some Action (GA), and then moves slightly again to give the guy a BlowJob (BJ). These three thing together in that order are called giving someone "the initials."

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me the initials. First she licked my ass, then played with my gooch, and finally she gave me a blowjob.

by cj January 10, 2004