christopher e. cole's definitions

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005

smegma

The thick greasy discharge found only when stomping, or putting pressure on a three-day-old dead woman's stomach. The discharge will quickly evacuate from the dead woman's vagina with minimal pressure.

Aaron + smegma = good times!

by christopher e. cole September 25, 2006