chrisdamainman's definitions

Shit Kat

A melted kit kat
Or
A chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous

I got in bed with some shit kat fat bitch the other day, it was nasty homez.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005