9 definitions by chris doberstein

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.
Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.
by chris doberstein July 22, 2008
A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
by Chris Doberstein July 22, 2008
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