1 definition by chew joel

paavani

Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*
2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) Do not make eye-contact
5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are
- petting
- bad days
- physics labs
- etc...
If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228

Guy: Hey! look there is a paavani!
Girl: Oh ya! Thats amazing, but we'd better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yeah! Wait! What are you doing??!! Don't get too close...!
Guy: Whoa!! this a so cool!!
Girl: Nooooooooooooooooo
Guy: *petted* , <he then passes out>
Girl: Why!!! Why must the good die young!!!

by chew joel February 18, 2008