1 definition by chelsea =]

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landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.
Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!
by chelsea =] December 07, 2007

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