2 definitions by chaosxcalamity
a clothing store than helps label people. those found working or shopping there are basically proving to anyone who goes inside that they wont talk to you unless your shirt matches your skirt, flip flops, eyes, eyeshadow, lip gloss, pocketbook, cell phone charm, and hair thing (yes, same thing goes for guys). people who shop at abercrombie are trying for this whole new imbreeding thing - theyre allergic to anything that doesnt smell like the perfume thats practically woven into the fabric of the clothes there.
its a store that promotes being a hoochie or slut by having pre-ripped jeans(so you dont actually have to get dirty yourself, oh hell no), super tight shirts, and overly lacy camis with straps so thin that you will definitely see the bra of the person wearing them.
looking at someone in full abercrombie apparel is basically like getting it on.
the object of the store is reverse psychology. you think you're not dressing like a slut because everyone else is wearing it. you buy it even though it costs so much you probably couldnt even count that high (but daddy hires people to do that for you, doesnt he?). you think it's safe because theres a pre-made clique of people just like you waiting because they wont talk to anyone who doesnt look like them.
perfect zombies. ew.
abercrombie: dont do it.
its a store that promotes being a hoochie or slut by having pre-ripped jeans(so you dont actually have to get dirty yourself, oh hell no), super tight shirts, and overly lacy camis with straps so thin that you will definitely see the bra of the person wearing them.
looking at someone in full abercrombie apparel is basically like getting it on.
the object of the store is reverse psychology. you think you're not dressing like a slut because everyone else is wearing it. you buy it even though it costs so much you probably couldnt even count that high (but daddy hires people to do that for you, doesnt he?). you think it's safe because theres a pre-made clique of people just like you waiting because they wont talk to anyone who doesnt look like them.
perfect zombies. ew.
abercrombie: dont do it.
"omg, what a slut, she goes to abercrombie."
"this guy totally tried to talk to me, but he want wearing abercrombie. i didnt understand a word he said!"
skirt = $40.00
shirt = $80.00
leggings to go under skirt = $30.00
shoes to go with leggings = $70.00
having a pedophile reeking of smirnoff try and pick you up at a bar the day after you buy your new clothes?
p r i c e l e s s
"this guy totally tried to talk to me, but he want wearing abercrombie. i didnt understand a word he said!"
skirt = $40.00
shirt = $80.00
leggings to go under skirt = $30.00
shoes to go with leggings = $70.00
having a pedophile reeking of smirnoff try and pick you up at a bar the day after you buy your new clothes?
p r i c e l e s s
by chaosxcalamity November 5, 2006
the nesting ground for the fantasies of pseudo-perfect teenagers who feed off of daddy's money to get them more things to make their butts look bigger.
slut could be an accurate name, so could loser, or retard. they think they can cover up all of their imperfections with a well-placed moose in the corner of their shirts. clothes like this alert other people who are obsessed with pretending to be awesome.
they dont talk to anyone outside their species. too much of a stretch for their mind, their social expectancy, and their vocabulary.
when together, they can talk about absolutely nothing and think they're cool.
try to avoid. its probably a good idea.
slut could be an accurate name, so could loser, or retard. they think they can cover up all of their imperfections with a well-placed moose in the corner of their shirts. clothes like this alert other people who are obsessed with pretending to be awesome.
they dont talk to anyone outside their species. too much of a stretch for their mind, their social expectancy, and their vocabulary.
when together, they can talk about absolutely nothing and think they're cool.
try to avoid. its probably a good idea.
by chaosxcalamity November 7, 2006