7 definitions by carrie jackson
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.
by carrie jackson June 7, 2018
When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018