Definitions by carl sancto

fat simon 

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open

God he is a right fat simon!

fat simon by carl sancto February 9, 2008

tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

tractor bastard by carl sancto June 17, 2004