1 definition by captainlandpirate.
A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.
Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?
Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.
Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.
by captainlandpirate. November 12, 2010