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hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
by captain phoenix May 10, 2006
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beer bong

NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.
Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.
by captain phoenix June 27, 2006
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discraft

Brand of flying discs (NOT Frisbee), and probably the most popular among ultimate players. Best-seller is the 175 gram Ultrastar.
I bought my discs online from discraft.
by captain phoenix May 17, 2006
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