captain phoenix's definitions

skittles

With Skittle bag, sometimes used to refer to miscellaneous heterogeneous mix of various narcotic pills, jumbled up in a bag (usually leftovers donated to the communal skittle bag). Often multicolored like a bag of skittles. Incredibly dangerous, as the actual contents are often unknown, and, thusly, the effects are often a surprise high.

Yo, break open the bag o' skittles and let's do some lines.

by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

discraft

Brand of flying discs (NOT Frisbee), and probably the most popular among ultimate players. Best-seller is the 175 gram Ultrastar.

I bought my discs online from discraft.

by captain phoenix May 17, 2006