captain phoenix's definitions

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

trifecta

The fastest way to puke/give yourself alcohol poisoning from beer: in immediate succession, disc, shotgun, funnel. If done properly, 7 beers in under a minute.

We completed the trifecta in 45 seconds, and felt it immediately.

by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

nbk

Natural Born Killers. Unbelieveably underated Oliver Stone flick (writing credits to Quentin Tarantino) about two serial killers and how the media will go so low as to glorify their atrocities in the hopes of making a quick buck. Came out of the magical year of 1994 with such classics as The Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump (and Pulp Fiction?). Recently made Entertainment Weekly's 25 most controversial films of all time, reeling in the #8 spot, likely due to the incredibly graphic nature of violence depicted (for its time) and the murder trials soon thereafter in which the murderers claimed they were emulating the main characters from NBK.

Never watch NBK while tripping.

by captain phoenix June 27, 2006