captain phoenix's definitions

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

glassschlager

Works on the same premise as Goldschlager. Made by accidentally leaving a jug of wine in the freezer, letting it explode, then scooping the frozen mess into a nalgene and defrosting. The shards of broken glass replace the "Gold" and the jug wine (preferrably Carlo Rassi) replaces the "schlager". May also include blood.

That burning sensation is normal. They call it "Glassschlager".

by captain phoenix May 11, 2006

thumber

The most highly-reguarded throw in ultimate. Usually reserved for true ultimate players. Low release gets more cool points, especially as a break throw.

Thumbers win games.

by captain phoenix May 11, 2006