2 definitions by can't find me
The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.
by can't find me October 5, 2010
Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;
a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe
a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe
conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.
Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.
Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!
by can't find me May 2, 2022