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haircut

A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.

That dude John is a real haircut. He is just a handsome flunky that old broads think is darling.

by call it as it is January 18, 2005