c. obscura's definitions

shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

monkey city

a city where you will find birds, balls, and booze

I went to that monkey city, but I left with the clap and a hangover.

by c. obscura November 2, 2004

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004