4 definitions by bythorsbeard

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A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or to simply show the world how awesome you are.

The best One Liners make use of that wonderous language device the pun as well as sheer wit and good timing.

Commonly used by many great actors in action movies.
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall:

"Stick around!"

2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling Sully (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop:

"What Happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."

3) John Wayne in The War Wagon after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once:

partner: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.

Known to many as simply: "The Duke".

He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.

"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.
My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
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