Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS
Willy: male fertility like squirrel
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd
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