Definitions by brittany ballin

awkward cow 

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down] and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

awkward cow by brittany ballin July 1, 2008

awkward cow 

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down] and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

awkward cow by brittany ballin June 29, 2008