brian x's definitions

shrub

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.

by Brian X August 14, 2003

feminist

Male-hating, PC, whiney left-wing-extremist bitch. Not to be confused with those who want equal rights and respect for women, and all people in general; such people can be found all over the political spectrum (except among the Religious Right and their allies, that is).

by Brian X July 1, 2003

distim

What a gostak does to doshes.

by Brian X June 21, 2003

Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Friend Of Bill

Archaic 1990s slang for a liberal celebrity with a personal connection to former President Bill and current Senator Hillary Clinton. Examples include Barbra Streisand, Carly Simon, and a good number of other well-known Hollywood types. Distinguished from true progressives by being largely a bunch of rich, connected limousine liberals.

by Brian X September 28, 2003

buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

by Brian X June 24, 2003

earworm

A song that won't go away, and gets stuck in your head. Makes you want to tear your ears out; unfortunately, deafness can't cure it because it's in there for good.

Oh, I don't know... "Seasons in the Sun", "Muskrat Love", "Lovefool"...

by Brian X October 20, 2003