2 definitions by brandon + darren

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix
Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
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One who steals goods from another's ass.
The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
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