The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others
My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.
(n) the room filling stench created by a dog that has been pre-occupied with hours of licking it's ass 'cause you wouldn't take it for a walk when you should have.
When I walked downstairs, all I could smell was doglick, it's pretty obvious the kids didn't walk the dog.