1 definition by bitchslap69

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A posh wank. A suzannah is when one wears a condom when they masturbate. The more expensive the condom the better.
Guy:I know you want to have sex, but I don't have any condoms left.
Girl: But there were condoms left over from last time.
Guy: I know, but I had a suzannah last night.
by bitchslap69 April 10, 2009

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