2 definitions by birth control

abou tit

A common typo that is conveniently an aphrodisiac. It can often disrupt an online conversation.

"Can you make sure you ask her abou tit?"

.......

"soooo, anyway..."

by birth control September 25, 2009

9/12 Joke

An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.

"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.

"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.

"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"

by birth control November 15, 2009