1 definition by billy jean cowdog
A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch
Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...
by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012