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1 definition by billy♥

 
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Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a goddess. She is flawless with her spicy booty. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with mascara. Usually she will have dazzling eye makeup to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl can drink a lot, loves drugs, and is gorgeous well she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found passed out somewhere naked. She hates to be alone, and can stay wake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. ♥

P.s Unfortunately Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in her being sent to live in Bum-Fuck Nowhere, Alberta.
Melissa: hello miss Alexandra,

Alexandra: hola amigo
Melissa: have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: its five o’clock somewhere,

:)
by billy♥ May 29, 2009