3 definitions by bigmeat thunderballs

Vinyl Gollum

A person who buys vinyl records and keeps them sealed just to make a profit or try to make others jealous. They treat records like their "preciousssss"

Dude, that guy always brags about having a bunch of sealed records, he's a such a frekin Vinyl Gollum.

by bigmeat thunderballs July 29, 2014

furgle durgle

When someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs is unable to post a coherent statement online. It usually involves a string of non-sensical characters such as:
helpishoifdfoihzzzzzzzzz

I wish you wouldn't furgle durgle so I could understand what you're talking about.

by bigmeat thunderballs October 25, 2011

Welfare-Core

Originating in SE Iowa it's a brand of heavy metal whose band members, rather than having the traditional day jobs,live on welfare to support themselves.

man, that welfare-core band was awesome, I wonder if they accept food stamps for their merch?

by bigmeat thunderballs September 11, 2013