1 definition by berk and blatt

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.
by berk and blatt December 2, 2004
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