ben dover of the yard's definitions

buahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahahaha only with one less 'ha' , to give a medium length manic laugh

oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

squerl

The highly amusing manner in which americans pronounce 'squirrel' because of their absurdly exaggerated and deeply annoying drawling accent y'all.

The same mannerism makes "Terror" sound like "terr'rr"

the fat stupid american tourist made a twat of himself when he said 'look at the itty bity squerl there climbing a tree'

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 30, 2004

stop and search

method used by the metropolitan police, among others, to intimidate and alienate most black people in their communities. People are stopped at random and have their clothing searched, in public, in the most humiliating way possible, usually accompanied by a large amount of sarcasm and unecessary physical force.

Is based on the incorrect assumption that most black people in inner city london are criminals.

The police stop 8 times more black people than they do whites.

Only a tiny number of searches result in the detection of any criminal behaviour or intent.

is another form of police brutality and more proof of the disgraceful state of aso-called public service in this country.

"look sarge, there's a nigger, and what's worse he's got a white woman on his arm.

"ok son you know what to do. Stop and search him, and be sure to plant some drugs in his pocket while you're at it"

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 16, 2004

terr'r

how the smirking chimp pronounces 'terror' (note the 'o')

Presidential press conference:

Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."

Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004