ben dover of the yard's definitions

buahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahahaha only with one less 'ha' , to give a medium length manic laugh

oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.

by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004

fascist bullyboys

the metroplitan police

kill the niggers , break their kneecaps - we are the met boys.

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004

Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.

everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.

by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004

terr'r

how the smirking chimp pronounces 'terror' (note the 'o')

Presidential press conference:

Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."

Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

Death in custody

What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)

'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'

'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 23, 2004