Is often overheard by the one gay and lame person in your vicinity making it impossible to use crude slang to describe shitty situations.
Nicole: Damn I failed my test! This is gay.
Counselor: Gay is an offensive word. What if a homosexual overheard you?
Nameless friend: Yeah... use lame instead.
Counselor: Lame is offensive too. What if a lame person overheard you?
Nameless friend: How often will I be around a lame person.
Counselor: I'm lame, one of my legs is shorter then the other.