A new STD, believed to have originated from the Wigan area in the United Kingdom. Symptoms are wide ranging and varied, but often lead to an aft regrettable sexual encounter, vaginal itching, uncontrollable libido and a strong case of public embarrassment. The only obvious sign that someone's a Beesleys carrier, is the slightly smaller hands that the disease produces.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Girl 1 - "I think I might have Beesleys"
Girl 2 - "I've got it too I think"